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About 1 Trait Danger
Who the fuck is 1 Trait Danger? Here's what esteemed music journalist and Dirtbag News reporter Tim Schenectady has to say about the chart-topping icons:
Hey, uh, this is Tim Schenectady, Pitchfork News, and you are now listening to... 1 Trait Danger. 1 Trait Danger? Who the fuck— Hey, Mike? Mike, how did these guys get on the playlist? Mike, get in here, this is live right now, what the hell is going on? This is not part of the setlist! Who picked this out? God dammit, somebody get Mike in here right now! What the fuck? . . . What is this, Mike? Mike— somebody get Mike in here right now! Somebody find Mike or we are fucked, we've been hacked! We've been fucking hacked again, god dammit! Don't you people realize, this is going to ruin Pitchfork! This is going to ruin me! Don't you guys get it? Where the fuck is Mike??
Wow, that was dogshit. Music journalism has really gone downhill. If you want to know what's up with 1 Trait Danger, just keep reading the wiki.
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